Director: Tobe Hooper (Poltergeist, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre)
Starring: Dan Byrd, Denise Crosby
RunTime: 93 mins
Genre: Horror
Rating: NC-16
What to put in a horror movie
1) An empty house out of nowhere – Checked
2) Coffins in the empty house – Checked
3) A graveyard behind the empty house – Checked
4) Enough furniture to block the door when chased – Checked
5) Enough staircase to run around when chased – Checked
6) Enough things to throw when chased - Checked
7) Screaming children (Very irritating) – Checked
8) Teenagers who just want more sex (and ends up in the house) – Checked
9) Zombies – Checked
10) Sound effects and eerie music (of course!) – Checked
10 out of 10 on the check-list. Tobe Hooper must be feeling bored or he still haven't changed his scriptwriters for the longest time. This is indeed, a funny horror movie. Yes, a horredy.
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